Be it billionaire ball or statesman soiree, this dapper dino is always at his finest. Sleek scales draped in soft silk... razor teeth and brimstone breath, bellowing tales of financial conquest and world travel. Maybe he's born with it. Or maybe it's his crack team of caveman tailors and dietitians. Whatever his secret is, The Aristosaur remains the ultimate Cretaceous sartorialist.
"They've just been waiting in a mountain, for the right moment.
And listening to the irritating noises of dinosaurs and people dabbling outside."
- David C